A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Permanent Holiday Swede (PHS) is a Swedish person that has lived abroad and has moved back to Sweden. Swedish people are very introverted but when on holiday they tend to posses a much more outward-going personality. A PHS will be a very social person when it comes to meeting new people.
“Wow that guy is so cool, I bet he’s a Permanent holiday Swede (swedish person).
Similar to an Albino. Someone who comes from a long line of incest who is far weaker than the average person and gets absolutely run through.
Did you see The Swede get trucked in last nights game?
Noun - slang
Machinery From Sweden.
Examples would be Volvo, Husqvarna and Stiga.
I decided to get a stihl although the swede machines give the krauts a run for their money.
The act of being a Swede who tucks his penis between his legs to look for feminine than he already does.
Erikson I want to look more feminine.
Then do the inverted Swede.
Adding five drops of Tabasco Sauce to your Snus before putting it under your lip
"Dirty Swede got me spitting mucous membrane." - "Dude, you really need help.
The act of having a gay orgy in an IKEA, while putting surströmming in eachothers asses and eating it.
Hey, did you see all of those people doing the Dirty Swede inside the IKEA