A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of spilling tea.
Lily: Jay doesn’t even like me so I don’t care. Oliver: Tea. Let’s keep teaing around.
There is only one type of Tea. That is Tea Tea. This Tea is native to the British Isles and is usually black or brown in colour, although too much milk can make it appear white. The Chinese believe there are several types of tea. They are wrong.
"Fancy a cup of tea, my friend?" "What kind of tea?" "Leave now."
When it is spelled with a capital letter, without needing one, in the middle of the sentence, it is most likely a reference to anal sex.
"Would you like some Tea, miss?"
Some weird tasteless shit that British people drink.
Have you ever had Tea? It tastes like ass.
A (usually) boiling hot drink that is made up by: Small amount of milk in a mug, followed by 1 or 2 teaspoonful sugars and a teabag. You then add the boiling hot water, stir, take out the teabag and drink. The British do drink alot of tea but as with every sterotype, it is highly exagerated, not everyone likes it, alot of people prefer coffee or none at all, and we don't drink it ''all the time.'' But you should be proud, drinking tea is what made the British empire, owning 1/4th of the world and all.
Tea is nice to have with biscuits or other things, such as marshmellows.