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thirsty merc

a really pathetic excuse for music.

the singer needs to learn his moustache is NOT cool.

And dress like a non faggot.

thirsty merc are crap, nuff said, HANH!

by Riksta May 07, 2005

Merc zone

Merc zone is a shitty online video game that you play in class because you get bored

who for some merc zone?

by Bri'ish india April 08, 2021

e-merc

1. To own somebody over the internets in such a way to make them wish they had died irls, srsly

I'm so gonna e-merc j00r megahurtz. Bs up Cs down.

by Robert Picante August 11, 2006

thirsty merc

Rather dissapoiting australian band who sound just like every other gay pop band, and are waisting valuable airtime on the radio for better bands like Jet and Spiderbait.

thirsty merc can fuck off

by Aussie Rocker April 25, 2005

fantasy merc

n. someone with no discernible sports allegiances other than those scattered individuals that make up their fantasy team.

How is this guy a sports fan? He's rooting for guys on both teams?
He's clearly a fantasy merc.

by tom hum April 18, 2010

the merc

Noun/placename.

Shortened form of the Mercury Cafe in Denver. Used mostly by those who go there.

You going to tango at the merc tonight?

by frank carter May 19, 2006

fat boy merc-ed

To eat in a manner that could be considered an act of War.

I fat boy merc-ed a taco bell quesadilla in a way that could be considered a war crime in 37 countries.

by Coyote Havoc July 26, 2024