A fork of Rural Dictionary
(n.) Facial hair between the upper lip and nose, may link to sideburns but not the chin or else it becomes a beard. (n.) Whereas a beard is a female used to cover a males homosexuality, a moustache is a slight interest shown, eg casual looking along with other males, usually at just one woman.
Hitler had a moustache Was Eva Braun a moustache? Probably not. The only gay person hitler ever liked he had killed (Ernst Rohm), see night of long knives
the equivalent of a beard, except for asexuals
"It's so obvious that he's asexual, that she's clearly just his moustache"