Country Dictionary

A dumbass virgin who no one likes and literally sits in the back corner of the cafeteria eating beans out of a milk carton and extra salty uncooked chicken while singing the words to “everything is awesome” from lego movie

You: yo you see Mitchell over there

Me: yeah bro he’s so weird

When you drink too much and you vomit but don’t realize you have to vomit till you’ve already vomited.

Mitchell: 🤢🤮🤮🤭
Mitchel: I think I have to throw up🤪

That’s why it’s called Mitchelled

A really good looking bloke with a cracking sense of humor.
Somebody who people would be lucky to have in there lifes.
Usually extremely muscular and handsome.
Lock up your Mothers boys
Mitchell is always the smartest person in the room

My Sexual fancies are called Mitchell

Mitchells are guys who have a really nice personality. His hair can be a bit wild and untamed but his eyes. oH hIs EyES. They are the most Bahama blue eyes on the planet. He is normally really shy and awkward but when with people he's comfortable with he is a rowdy boy. He may look innocent but Mitchells are always quite freaky.

Person 1: Oh wow. Look at his eyes! They're so blue!
Person 2: Oh he must be a Mitchell

very horny man, with a large penis. He's also very hot and the girls love him.

You're as big as a Mitchell

A Mitchell is short, and cam also go by the name of Mitch. Is very American, and probably hosts neighborhood BBQs.

Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: oh that's Mitchell. He likes likes guns and wearing patriotic tank tops.
Person 1: oh.

perfect literally love of my life, so fricking cute and sweet has so much bad things going on in his life but deseveres the literal world i love him so much and i miss him and agh hes perfect

me: i love mitchell
my friend: hes ugly
me: shuutup *drags her*