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When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.

Fuck me Fregley you have a gargoyle glonk!!! Thats mint tho! Yum

When someone says something stupid and you have absolutely no remark that would fully explain your disappointment in them.

Tom: So did you ever text that hot girl from the club that gave you her number?

Dave: Yeah, she said she didnt remember me.

Tom: Ouch. That's so gargoyles.

1. A woman resembling a fish. 2. To cleanse the throat and mouth.

1. With a snout like that, Juanita looks like a gargoyle. 2. Go gargoyle with Listerine, Greta.

A white cape that looks longer than your average cloak or cape.

Hey look it's a white and longer than an average cape, it must be a Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape.

When you take a girl with a “cathedral” in a “scissors” position with your anus directly touching her vagina and then you shit very hard making your feces enter her.

The shit will kinda symbolize the gargoyle in a cathedral but with the color of a peanut butter.

Dude1: ayyo man, I’ve finally done a peanut butter gargoyle with Jessica!
Dude2: damn! I wish you’d do me too man! No homo

real gargoyle hours are when its past 1:00 am and the real gargoyles come out

Yo were you up for real gargoyle hours

When a gentleman cums in his hand and slaps a woman's slut-ass face with it.

Why yes, George, I did in fact slap her in the face with my cum. I gave her the good old gargoyle high five.