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The act of a drunk girl perched on the bathroom sink urinating because the stalls are full.
Damn, full house...I guess I can gargoyle the sink!
To vomit and shit simultaneously
My shit stank so bad, it made me gargoyle on the bathroom floor
The Gargoyle is when u jump onto a keg and make a gargoyle like pose and growl. Then you take the tap and drink for a good 10 to 30 seconds from it. The gargoyle is used to kept keg lines long and mad. DO IT AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
At a high school graduation my 23 year old brother jumped onto the keg when at least 10 people over the age of 30 were behind him, the screaming got intense, but he growled like a gargoyle and made that keg his own. This one goes out to J.I. the greatest gargoyle in history.
the act of perching one's self upon the toilet ass naked to enable gravity assisted excrement evacuation warning: during extremely loose bowel movements the gargoyle should not be attempted due to splash back results and ankle dirtyage caution: wearing of socks may cause slippage and bodily injury note: toilet seat life greatly diminished by gargoylage
Jeff is rushing to do the gargoyle after all that Chipotle!
1. A gargoyle is a drainage spout found on Gothic structures. Though many are grotesque representations of human or mythical forms, the proper context is that of a structural element, not a mythical creature.
Gargoyles were often carved into grotesque cariatures of people the stoneworkers might personally know.