A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person that HAS TO HAVE all their tech products branded Apple
Johnny is such an orchard wanker
The various stealth taxes provided through Ebay to help stimulate the dwindling economy by increasing cashflow from innocent people's pockets to the coffers of fraudulent traders who profit from ridiculous P&P.
Yeah, I made a killing on Ebay the last year, loads of savings, but I've got to factor in $27 for Wanker Tax. Damn, seems to be going up each year!
I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.
Someone who uses their own excrement as a masturbatory lubricant.
That guy over there is such a poo wanker..
Some one who owns a Porsche and looses touch with reality, life and anything non Porsche related..... not to mention friends and other non Porsche social events.
Hey I know we have been having a weekly bike meets for months but I’ve gotta bail tonight as this car park Porsche meet has come up and there no way I can miss my Porsche wanker mates and their soft touch on my hairy bum cheeks
porsche wanker is a likeable down to earth guy into german sports cars
i would rather be a porsche wanker than a ferrari f-wit, no one likes them !
when you accidentally make a life threatening or highly dangerous act
Oh doodle wankers! I just ate this rat poison!
A wanker who likes buses, otherwise known as Kyle Cooke
That Kyle Cooke is such a BUS WANKER