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Skibidi Ohio Fanum Tax

When a sigma gigachad rizzes up and smashes a beta with a level 1,000 gyatt without ending his mewing streak.

“Yo, I just skibidi ohio fanum taxed a baddie while gooning to CaseOh!” Billy said to Johnny. “Wow! You’re such an alpha! I wish I could edge like you!” Johnny replied.

by Ohio rizzler May 03, 2024

Hero Tax

When a member of an emergency service (Fire, Police, EMS) gets a photo or quote on TV or in a newspaper, they pay the "hero tax" to their coworkers. generally coffee/donuts brought to the station.

Hey Harley, this you in the paper? looks like you, Mr hero over here, did you really have to flex for the camera? Looks like someone owes a hero tax!

by Adaephon Delat August 22, 2017

tax a snitch

1) To use force or scare tactics to get the money that's owed to someone, usually for drugs.

2) To exact revenge or payment from someone who has snitched.

"That bitch owes me for the dope - I'm gonna have to tax a snitch to get my cash back."

by truecrime11 February 16, 2016

tax bog

When an individual or a family struggles to pay income or property taxes in such a way that they question the value of the services those taxes fund.

"I just got back my income tax return and I'm in a total tax bog. After I pay my property tax I might have enough left to buy a burger and a beer."

"My property taxes just went up what the hell do we need a street light for?"
"Whoa man, you got in a fender bender their last summer. You have to get out of this tax bog."

by warrenmt March 11, 2011

Ethnic Tax

An ethnic tax is the additional degree of attractiveness a non-white individual in a predominantly white society may feel they must possess to be perceived as equally attractive as their white peers.

Despite being conventionally attractive, the actress felt she had to overcome an ethnic tax in Hollywood to be considered for leading roles.

by Nenticul May 21, 2024

Camron tax

You have to share a peice of your bitch with him. I.e, pussy, head, handjob, something of value.

Im about to get with this bitch but im concerned about the camron tax and what hes gonna demand this time

by Bongaclapa August 05, 2023