A fork of Rural Dictionary
Serial wanker
Aaron Tonner is a serial wanker he chokes his chicken 6 times a day
Two cars driving approximately the same speed, in separate lanes of a two lane road, making it impossible for traffic to get passed either of them.
Wow I might actually be able to make it to the game on time! Whoops, stuck behind a Wanker Wall, never mind. driving edgy MEMEs road rage dumb ass
Tiny wee-wee, typically seen in sentences relating to cold weather.
He was playing in the snow with his pinky-wanker out
A British slang term, but can also be found being New Zealand and Australia, hiding in plain sight up down the country, there not old or young, rich or poor, popular or unpopular, but there they are sitting there in shiny metal death boxes all smug.
Ooooo mines got a long range battery or mines got software version upgrade on it. ForkSake you lot sound like Android users.
At a party John and James were conversing, “See that bloke over there he’s a right Tesla Wanker, was telling me how amazing his new Tesla is and he get 400 miles out of a charge, bore off you Tesla Wanker”
An astounding pair of master steel makers from Wales who have the *occasional* wank
Don't be fooled though.. these pair are the best love making beasts the valleys provides
Send that ladle out you "you pair of wankers"
Used to describe people of power or fame, such as politicians or celebrities, who don't have enough balls to do anything.
Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Prancer-Wanker!
When you've been done over by someone or something and its past the point of fixing or you have found yourself in a completely fucked situation which is completely irreversible. Its one of them when you'll realise... That you've been truly Wankered
Friend 1:" Bro we're surrounded by Pigs and they got the dog squad, fuck!"
Friend 2:" Ah shit! We've been Wankered!"