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tonner

a vehicle that can do the ton, i.e. run 100 miles per hour.

His bike is a tonner.

tonner

A one ton truck; Dodge or Chevy 3500 current model or Ford F-350; often the smallest model with dual wheels.

Dude, I want a bigger truck. I could buy a new 3/4 ton but I think I'll save up for a tonner.
What do you need to pull?
Pull? I just need it to get some ass and drive around sonic.

Tonner lover

A person who likes to get it on with fat chicks.

Pete: Hey, did you see that fat chick over there? She's pretty ordinary.

Dave: Yeh I saw her alright! Being a tonner lover I'm gonna make a move on her right away before this boner goes to waste.

Tonner

Computer geek from the 21st century with his mind in the 22nd.

Ach, yer such a Tonner!