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masterbating

I know this douchebag is home. He's just not answering cuz he's in there worming off to interporn.

Little cummies that get stuck in your belly button.

After I jerked off my belly button was filled with gutter worms.

Issa funeral but with worms

Tom: Hey you heard bout that worm funeral
Blake: Shut the fuck up Tom

A very tiny penis 🕵

" I have a huge schlong!"
"No you don't it's a garment worm!"

Somebody who is probably the best person in the world, they have great manners, make great memes, 0 percent petty, some would say they are mythical.

"I hope this new kid is a mythical shrimp worm"

One who thoroughly enjoys house/electro/heavy bass/dubstep music and raves the hell out whenever possible.

Yo.. those girls are straight womp worms, I can hear their dub blasting from a mile away.

Smol penis. Worm-like in girth.

Omg.. he totally had worm dütt. The condom kept slipping off.