A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone with an absolute whale of a cock, and loves to go around and wank anyone they get the chance to.
"omg that guy is such a wigga wanker"
A bloke who constantly gets on your nerves so you feel the need to call him a lass wanker.
Liam Joey thinks Chelsea will finish top 4, what a lass wanker!
The literal meaning is: A British person that slaps people with their phallus and jerks off a lot.
Jack is so lame, he is a hobnocking wanker
The British version of the Hanky Wank
Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?
Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.
Wanker biscuit is when a wanker fucks than shoved it up their dick hole and comes out the mouth
Hey Adam I wanker biscuit last night when I thigh fog your moms unicorn hair
someone that prefers getting wanked off by someone with long acrylic nails
i know a right didgeridoo wanker.. never getting it from me