A fork of Rural Dictionary
A leader or high ranking official belonging to a religious organization who spends church money lavishly for personal gain.
Vatican suspends Church Rich 'bishop of bling' Tebartz-van Elst. Bishop Tebartz-van Elst - and his spending habits - had become infamous in Germany, where many people pay Church tax to the state. The tax raised 5.2bn euros for Catholics and 4.6bn euros for Protestants in 2012. Damn my pastor is rolling on a Cadi with 22's on, must be nice to be Church Rich.
A new or favorite seldom worn pair of Air Jordans reserved for special occasions like a Wedding, Easter or Fancy occasion.
It's almost Christmas time so it's almost time to bust out the "Church Jordans" for Christmas Eve service.
Very old fashioned name for Brooklyn, NY, referring to the many church steeples that dominated the mostly low rise skyline of Brooklyn when compared to the taller skyscrapers of Manhattan
Brooklyn was known as the city of churches
the place where SyncRapper1016 lives.
LupinIIIFan: Where the fuck does SyncRapper live??? Guestwith9: He lives in Cherry Hills Community Church, which is in Highlands ranch Colorado, USA
The Church Of Elvis The King and The Second Sway A facebook group; notable for it's borderline-psychotic Pastor, and for its well-documented animosity towards the Presleytarians. Currently working on a project to reclaim the lost Elvis-ish relics of the Holy Throne and The Holy Beer Cooler...both of which were seen as The King was Kissing Vinyl in his Last Moments.
"Who the hell is that spamming all over Facebook?" --------"It's the church of elvis nutters. again!"
Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.
1:I need to go back to the bar and post up. 2:For What? 1:I think better there. 2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar. 1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once! 2: your choice.