A fork of Rural Dictionary
That thing with the stuff where they tell all those lies
(1)on church they told me that Jesus can walk on water, and I told them that Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus
one word expression to show approval of a situation. word must be used by itself though, similar to "good", "cool.", "perfect", "awesome." and "sweet." and can not be used in the middle of a sentence signals the end of the conversation. once the word is used properly, the conversation will almost always end/change topics. if it does not, then chances are you are not using the word properly.
Wrong way: Person A: Did you see the game last night?! Person B: Yea! Lebron was so church man. Person A: What did you just say? Correct way: (someone knocks on your hotel room door at 4:02 am and wakes you from a drunken coma. looking through your peephole, you see a man, similar in appearance to a Beatles cover artist straight out of 1967, who is more intoxicated and roughed up than you have ever been. You open the door to find him holding a $5 bill looking at you) Hotel occupant: Uhh, whats up man? Intoxicated Man: Do you have a lighter? Ill give you $5. Hotel Occupant: (reaches for $0.50 bic) Deal. (Drunken man shakes it and listens for fluid, then lights it.) Intoxicated Man: "Church." (To his satisfaction, he gives a drunken thumbs up as he begins to walk away.) end of conversation. never saw the man again.
1. a place of worship. 2. slang term used to describe a house of ill repute or a titty bar when speaking in the presence of women. 3. used to express agreement, to replace amen! 4. slang for good bye, similar to peace.
1. I go to church every Sunday. 2. I go to church every Wednesday on my lunch hour. 3. I hear that, Church! 4. Well, I'm out, Church!
A clear warning sign that you are in a sketchy neighborhood or very near one.
"Hey, I think I see a Church's Chicken up at that corner. Better turn around."