A fork of Rural Dictionary
It’s like I have hyperactive libido ramped up to 1000x. Sex dominates my thoughts every waking moment of every day. Masterbation helps for all of 5 minutes then it’s back on. Obviously I’m addicted to porn as it helps me masterbate more often to calm the unending torrents, but I’ve been trying really hard to quit as it’s so bad for my mental health and the way I see women, and my hyperactive libido has gotten so much worse. I can’t find any outlet for it at all; nothing I try can make it just stop.
I have intrusive sex thoughts. Fear me!
Gay lettuce proceeding to resign to his position in life.
Person A: Wow, you fell for that trap?
Person B: yeah...
Person A: You Gay Lettuce Sex
adj. Characteristically successful in the dating domain. Used sparingly to describe someone who is intrusively attractive in a non-threatening way.
More commonly used amongst a generation of Executive MBA students in Cambridgeshire.
Person 1: Not sure why, but I’m really attracted to Jason right now.
Person 2: You must have seen his latest photo drop. He’s looking sexful AF!
On November 22, you get to fuck whoever you want!
Damn, it’s National No Homo Sex Day! I can’t wait to fuck the shit out of my male best friend!!