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Children

A demon that a man and a woman summon for people to make money off of.

Man, my children just killed Obama

by Flawless Hitler January 20, 2015

Children

The majority of Urban Dictionary contributors.

I'm going to be annoying just because I can and post useless crap on Urban Dictionary because I haven't grown a pair yet and I think being immature is the funniest crap in the world.

Finish your homework first. Children these days.

by glass cup January 05, 2011

Children

They are the root of all evil. They take your money, your time, and your pride. Children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won't ever fucking move out of your basement. So unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a fucking condom like I fucking said, Karen!

We was boutta smash it raw, but I don't want no children.

by TrumpisDad December 02, 2016

Children

Good for the fire

Friend: Hey, the wood isn't helping
Me: Get the Children
Friend: But-
Me: DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

by Allracesgetshithere June 30, 2020

Children

How many can he convert?

Hym "Oh, you're doing this to protect the children? I thought you weren't supposed to protect children. I thought you were supposed to make them strong?"

by Hym Iam July 24, 2022

Children

The most delicious food known to man. You can eat it raw or cook it anyway you want. But don’t worry! It’s not considered cannibalism if The child is under age 11. Don’t worry they are easy to find! Yummy yummy. They go down your tummy. And the may give you slight cramps. But it’s fine! Everything is fineeee.

(This is a complete joke oopsie)

Maria said”Yo dude have you been to that new restaurant I heard they serve the best children”
Alex replies, “no I prefer Toy R Us”

by Awesomereads June 13, 2018

Children

Scrumptious snacks that are appetizing

I’ll eat some children down at the buffet called kindergarten!

by EMSP420 October 08, 2019