A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone with far to much money from flying planes that has taken the art of cooking pizza far to seriously
Check out my new pizza oven
Shut up Greg you pizza oven wanker
The small thin tyre and wheel used as a spare wheel or as a set of 'cheap burn out tyres' often found in pairs on the front end of a fwd car often a (honda civic) or on the rear end of a rwd car (often a bmw)
"Look at that fella there"
"Aye he's got the wanker wheel on"
A boy with floppy blonde hair that shows his inner sadness and how he longs to hang it’s often seen over one eye. He cries himself to sleep in secret every night but during the day acts arrogant and above everyone except the ones below him who he sarcastic teases. He also tries his best to like girls but is drawing to boys
That Jonah over there is a wiggly white wanker
"hey jye was jerking off to a potato earlier," said brad.
"yeah, he is a potato wanker"
2 meanings
1) someone who is the top wanker
2) during a game of cards, is pwned by the Ace card
*Jack is trumped by an Ace in Poker*
Crowd: ACE WANKER!!!