Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock)

Think he's a dilf, but he's not He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock): Damn my cock is so big! Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys

by ur mum's sneaky link April 06, 2022

What time do gay people go to sleep?

The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig

What time do gay people go to sleep? Lilli: Im going to bed. Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00 Lilli: What? Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep Lilli: Omg

by Hottie Amelia June 02, 2022

Sum Yun Gai

The typical asian man (some young guy) slim,about 15-16 years old not higher than 5,50.

Person A:"Dude whats that white stuff" Person B:"its cream of Sum Yun Gai"

by TheAsian13 August 23, 2019

gay quake

When a gay/lesbian person has a mini orgasm ( like an earthquake ) from a hot person

Hannah was looking at gal Gadot and had a gay quake

by Hapinesslives329 May 07, 2019

critical gay

A disease which slowly rotts the frontal lobe. This disease can be caused from many incidents such as not saying "no homo" after accidently making eye contact at yo homie for longer than 5 seconds, unironicly dabbing, laughing at minions memes, and much more!

mike: i caught my friend dabbing unironicly today sam: he must have critical gay!

by no-homo-bruh69 May 31, 2018

LA gay

The gayest of gays. An LA gay loves fashion, music and entertainment above all other gays. They are usually wannabe actors and dancers *temporarily* bartending, Uber driving and making porn until they are finally discovered for their "talents". Typically shallow, they are always looking for the next best thing and only care about you if your're rich. They also love coke, G, and sun.

Stephen, an LA gay, ditched is boyfriend Jason upon discovering Richard has a BMW and an annual pass to Disneyland. Brian: Where can I find some coke and G? Greg: Ask the LA gays in their oversized sunglasses over there. Mike decided to stop being an LA gay after taking some science and math classes.

by The gayteacher November 23, 2020