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minions

The disgusting trash of the earth. Yellow. They've taken over this once somewhat clean world, and now it is a trash heap. They are only liked by moms and young children.

Me: the minions are putrid, horrific, and are a waste of time. They do not deserve an entire movie. Moms everywhere: *gasps and stares in horror*

by Old Chocolate Bar July 11, 2015

minions

The most annoying un loving cancerous yellow piece of shits that you will ever lay your eyes upon. Their company keeps bringing them back based on their children fan base, but every time they come back they get even worse and worse. They are all over social media, people either think they are cute or the straight thinking normal ones thinks they are a fucking embarrassment. Now There are different kinds, there's a normal sized one that can either have one or two eyes that still looks like a piece of shit, there a long yellow penis looking ass, and there's a short fat ass. These fucking overall wearing, sponge bob penis looking, four eyed, dumb ass, little bitch, annoying one eyed ass hats are a disgrace of American society and the entire reputation of the human race.

Look at those yellow fuckers. Those minions make me sick.

by Iamsecretlyagerbil April 13, 2016

minions

• the spawns of Satan. • also known as yellow, fat balls that have no penis nor vagina. Like seriously, how do they pee?

The minions are taking over the US! They're everywhere!

by kacchan August 13, 2015

minions

minions are unsexual creatures who lost the opportunity to make real money by making real money with the website www.mymomislesbian.com which doesn't even exist therefore a waste of virtual space and of top of that they really think that the guy from youtube lazy ass stoner is not lazy. Will Farrell can ea a big bag of shit.

what are u smiling about, in this right moment there is somebody who is watching the movie minions and one day is going to deny the fact that he or she didn't watch that movie just so they can watch it toghether. Will Farrell can ea a big bag of shit but can he doit while whatching he movie minions? That would be dispicable I'm not a minions, i have tattoos. That minion forgot his pizza in the oven and now is blacker decker.

by bd boy of karate May 26, 2017

minions

the greatest paintball team of all time.

guy: did you hear about the minions? dude: yeah man they rule

by kelen L January 07, 2009

Minion

1) fraNk - user of operator/character Minion. 2) well known as the elite player of both the games CyberMyst and Tharsis Gate.

"Hey, has anyone seen Minion?" Minion sneak quietly around behind you, and prepares to backstab you. Minion slides up to you and impales you on his tainted knife. Hp: -1 You die.

by GW Bush69 May 02, 2005

minioning

The act of telling a minion or person of lower status what to do..

Ben: James, you copy console one to the root of "C:" James: Ok, Ok. Joel: Look Ben is Minioning James again..

by Ben Lanteigne March 22, 2007