Country Dictionary

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Flopsy mopsy topside pony

When longish hair is worn in a ponytail on the top of the head so that it looks like a mop and flops around.

The girl flounced over to her friends wearing her flopsy mopsy topside pony like a school yard name badge.

by Sammie75 March 08, 2020

Shanks’s Pony

Pony and trap -crap. To take a crap.

I’m away to sit on Shanks’s Pony

by DoctorDark November 10, 2024

my pony had a seizure

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

Gat Pony

A pony shaped like a gat with two or more wheels that fires ammunition

Wow....look at that gat pony

by Gatponyluver January 31, 2010

pony heaven

(n) a place where horses go to when they die and then have horse sex

its okay... Sally is in pony heaven giving one last ride

by ISulliedMyself September 15, 2019

Chuck Pony

A slang term for a Charley Horse cramp, taking the shorthand forms of each word.

Tim: ah! My leg! *gets up and limps around awkwardly to shake the pain out*
Jeff: looks like you got a Chuck Pony.

by Carneguy September 15, 2023

party ponie

Party ponie(s) are any hairstyle, often slutty, that include a hair elastic and are believed to make drinking more fun.

Holly is wearing her party ponie out tonight, it’s getting wild.

by ThisIsLexi June 16, 2018