A fork of Rural Dictionary
An expresstion meaning rough sex. Often used in public places so no one understands the meaning of the conversation.
Hey dude I got to play ping pong on a pony with this hot bitch from the party last night. It was so wild I could barily walk this morning.
A sexual position where the man is on his back while the woman straddles him in reverse cowgirl with the unconventional use of a ping pong paddle and ball.
Trisha's too much to handle, her and Brad fucked Ping Pony last night... I've never liked props the way they do.
A tool (organic or inorganic) used to stimulate yonis. Can refer to a dildo, vibrator, cock, dong, etc., but especially used for a larger implement that will really take her for a ride!
Becky wasn't totally satisfied by her man so she stopped by Good Vibes to get herself a yoni pony.
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!
When the person isn’t big enough to be built like a horse so they’re built like a pony (usually a female)
She’s so jacked she’s built like a pony.
THE MOST FABULOUS FUCKERS ON THE PLANET THATS WHAT THEY ARE
MOTHER FUCKING SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORN PONIES YA MOTHER FUCKING PONIES
The people who sometimes get mistaken for girls and are usually gbtq+. The 6th grade science teacher who is 73 forgot they were
Look at all those guys with pony tails.