A fork of Rural Dictionary
An instrument of death used by asian parents when their kids get anything less than an A+
Mom: Son, your report card came in, and I see you got an A- in english class, you know what happens now.
Son: Oh no NO NO MOM NOT THE CHOPSTICK
Sexy man with a beautiful face and vilimpcious lips. He’s going to marry brown hair girl from iraq. Anyone who is friends w him is so lucky
Wow that man is such a chopstick
When people want to say a bad word like F**K they can say Fudge Cake and Chopsticks
Ow my toe Fudge Cake and Chopsticks
The idea that people who say they’re busy are in fact complicit to an extremely inefficient way of doing things.
Is Earl really busy doing work or is he just eating soup with chopsticks?
In this act, you need 3 men in particular naked and extremely horny .This act consist of getting two metal chopsticks and shoving them down a man’s penis hole and then pulling them apart, splitting the man’s penis across the middle and then the other guy cums in the hole and then bleeds in it and then the third guy shoves the chopsticks as far down as he can.
Dude last night me and my friends where bored so we played taiwanese chopsticks
When one divides the walls of his or her anus and proceeds to fit as many rolls of sushi in his or her rectum as possible
I just went to the store, would you like to get chopsticked with me?