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Critical Knock-Out

When you get KO'd by an attack that you should've survived, had it not landed a critical hit.
CKO for short.

Game: Enemy attacks!
Player: No worries, I can survive this.
Game: Critical hit!
You've been defeated...
Player: Ugh! I hate Critical Knock-Outs!

by ChameleonDragon February 04, 2018

Louisiana Knock Out

While your best babe is giving you a BJ while your standing up, and she's on her knees on the floor, you guzzle a bottle of red wine, then shotgun a beer. Right before you start puking all over her head, grab her by both ears so she can't back off. While your puking all over her head, force your meat stick down her throat until you blow your load and the gagging makes puke and nut shoot out of her mouth like a fire hose. Take your dong out her mouth and knee her as hard as you can on the chin.

My girl loves to suck my d*ck, but she talks to much and I had to get up early, so I gave her a Louisiana Knock Out.

by Lance Dirk January 01, 2022

Knocking out a chavvy

A woman having a baby.

I can't believe she's 'knocking out a chavvy', she's already got enough kids to make up a football team!

by Kebab42 June 03, 2023

Knock-Out Artist

Someone in prison who waits until their cell mate falls asleep. Once asleep, the Artist knocks them unconscious and proceeds to rape them violently.

“They call me The Original Knock-Out Artist. Pass out in my cell and I’ll turn that ass into a Penitentiary Picasso!”

by LongCokSchock94 December 25, 2023

knocking the bats out of the cave

Having sex with a old woman

Sorry I didn't answer , I was knocking the bats out of the cave.

by T592423 April 27, 2018

Knocking the Milkman out

To masturbate furiously in the morning.

Paul was caught knocking the milkman out by his wife yesterday.

by Myersrum September 06, 2019

Knock out

The thing Laith will do to Chris if they box each other

Michael knows Laith can knock out Chris into the middle of next week

by Leonids Brutus January 24, 2022