A fork of Rural Dictionary
Merp is a word used when you’re bored and you want to start a conversation and be cute at the same time
Guy: hey baby
Girl: merp
Guy: you’re so cutee
Term for a Group of Basic Bitches. Also a slang representation for a group of short bus riders.
i love my #merps and #merplife !
Merp (adjective/exclamation): A playful term used to describe someone or something behaving in an endearingly absentminded, clumsy, or humorous way. Often said with affection or mild exasperation, adding a lighthearted tone to the moment.
"Listen, merp, it's right here on the counter!" or, "Oh, merpo derpo, you're holding your phone upside down."
A way of expressing yourself or a conversation with a word.
"I just feel Merp today."
"Politics are Merp."
When you are having a conversation about something with someone and they ask what you feel about a certain subject, so you just say "Merp."
The sound you make when something does not go your way; however, it can also be used interchangeably when something goes incredibly right for you. In other words, it is a good replacement for the taboo swear words people cringe at today.
Merp the police!!
OR
Holy Merp! I just won a million bucks!