A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mutually Exclusive Relationship Person - Someone you are seeing but no labels have been established yet.
Jen: So how's your boyfriend?
Sarah: He's not my boyfriend yet, he's just my MERP for now.
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Ken: Dude, how's your girlfriend doing?
Alex: Yo she's not my girlfriend yet, she might be soon. For now, we're just MERPs.
Can refer to the 2002 Lord of the Rings role-playing game (Middle-Earth Role Playing)
A-"I really want to play D&D but want the setting to be in Middle-Earth!"
B-"Then why don't we play MERP?!"
The sound you nonchalantly utter when there are no more fucks left to give.
When the debt collector told Johnny his credit will tank if he doesn't make a payment, he shrugged and replied, "Merp."
Ussually used when there is nothing else to say, but can be used as a response to a yes or no question (or other types of questions) when you dont want to answer it. It can be used repeatedly to avoid answering a question.
Boy: "Wanna go out for a date tonight?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "What?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "Do you?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "..."
Girl: "Merp."
the sound a Sergal makes
also, praise the merp.
Sergal: Merp
every furry in a 30-kilometer distance: AWFUFFWIFOPOIPOI SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE