A fork of Rural Dictionary
A smart phone who's autocorrect (spell check) feature will change the intended word typed into a text field (such as text messages or IM) into an unrelated word, throwing off the whole sentence. If left unchecked, a text or other message may cause havoc or very awkward situations. Common occurrence with iPhones, but Android and Blackberry phones may also throw off a letter (EG: fuck becoming duck)
Jasmine: "We should totally get penis today"
Chelsea: "Uhm, eww I don't want penis!"
Jasmine: "Penis? I said pedis, I never said Pen.... Ohhhhh. I hate my iPhone"
Chelsea: "Sureeee, now I know what you really want!"
Jasmine: "It wasn't me Chelsea!! My iPhone is being a smartass phone again"
Grabbing at pockets, patting yourself down to make sure you have your cellphone and don't need to turn around and go back home for it. This behaviour tends to be heightened in people who also have a habit of going back to check the locks on the doors several times before leaving home.
Dude, stop that.
What?
Quit the phone grope. You're always grabbing at your pockets as soon as we're on the road. Didn't you remember your cell?
The act of playing chess over the phone. (Like phone sex, except for chess)
"D8 to D1"
"Oh em gee! I can't believe I lost in phone chess!"
An expression describing a really bad day or situation that one must escape. Also, the negative place one is in when one is being backed into a corner or given an ultimatum.
Namnanit...if I don't get out of this phone booth I am really go'n to hurt someone!
OMG...you better let me out of this phone booth before I scream!
Dude, if you don't step back, I will be bust'n out of this phone booth!
1. a cell phone that you accidentally drop in the toilet. Occasionally the phone will still be functional after it's dried off or taken in to get repaired and the owner will say "fuck it" and continue to use it even though it's been in a smelly toilet. How do we know if the phone has been in a toilet? Your Facebook status states: Drunkidiot dropped her phone in the toilet :(
2. a cell phone that smells like shit for some other reason
- Yo dude I dropped my phone in the toilet and it still works!!! Use it to call your parents to tell them you're gay!
- Fuck you assfuck and get that smell phone away from me
- Why does my phone smell like shit?
- I don't know but shove that smell phone up your ass where it belongs
A pre-paid cell phone thats used for making narcotics deals. Most only have text messaging and no calling, they are un traceable and can be turned off at any time for no charge so thats why most drug dealers use them.
Guy: Yo bruh do you got any bud?
Dealer: Dude hit me up on my trap phone, I cant have this being traced.
Guy: Aiight cuz
An exposition giving guy from Five Nights at Freddy's who you only ever hear through pre-recorded phone calls and tapes.
Not to be confused with Phone Dude, who takes his place for a while in FNAF 3 after he dies horribly.
For some reason, fans are prone to drawing him with an actual phone for a head, which actually managed to become a plot point in the fangame "Dayshift at Freddy's"
Person 1: "Why's phone guy kinda cute-"
Person 2: "NO."
Person 3: "...go play dialtown."
1: "OH MY GOD, NO! PHONE GUY!"