A fork of Rural Dictionary
An activity that is related to what you should be studying, but opens the door dangerously to full blown SOG activities.
What we should be learning this hour:
- Fumdamentals of aerodynamics
"Ooh Smarter Everyday uploaded a video explaining laminar flow, that's exactly what I need right now"
"Know what you're getting into, sounds like a classical gateway SOG. Youtube recommendations have a way of sucking you in"
What we actually learned this hour:
- There is this parody nobel prize, the IG nobel prize
- It is awesome
- The wheel has been patented in 2001
- France tested atomic bombs on the 50th anniversary of Hiroshima
- Pigeons can discriminate Picasso paintings from Monet
- The therapeutic benefits of playing Didgeridoo
- Cats are both a solid and a liquid
- How to add new definitions to Urban Dictionary
An excuse for pissing your pants.
Shit that damn sog monster got me in my sleep last night.
Mandatory Sog Time is a slang term refering to taking a bath or shower, usually related to a cat or dog. This can also be known as "Sogging" or "Taking your Mandatory Sog".
Person 1: Hey, Do you wanna hang out after school?
Person 2: Nahh, Its my turn to do chores.
1: Damn, But it wont take too long, right? Couldn't we meet at 8 or sum?
2: My cat is stinky so it's his Mandatory Sog Time. Hes violent AF so i gotta take some time to recover. Tomorrow?
1: aight