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Smalley’s Inn

A small, “haunted” diner in Carmel, NY that used to be known for its spooky decorations. Now, it’s known for being owned by the guy who told a group of FDNY men, “It's been 17 years since the attacks, get over it and move on; all this memorial does is mess up the town.”

Person 1: Did you hear about Smalley’s Inn?
Person 2: Yeah, the owner’s a dick.

by blehblahbloop September 13, 2018

Lamplighter inn

I need to go to The lamplighter inn so I can go down there and find my gold.

How is it at the lamplighter inn looking for the way down, how's the lamplighter in lately have you found any, without the lamplighter in I'm in the room, lamplighter inn and I'm looking for a light, thinking about my riches I'll be taking a piss at The lamplighter inn.

by Nohandle@weather May 25, 2021

Dutch Drive Inn

When you attach the Dilldo to your chin so you can eat her out and slam the her ass at the same time.

She wanted more aggressive foreplay but was surprised with the Dutch Drive Inn. FILLING the dong whole and the wrong whole at once.

Put an expression of shock and delight on her face.

by Kurt guy from Oregon May 28, 2022

premier inn

phrase meaning unfair or bad. can also be referenced to being killed by a noobtuber.

Kai: Premier Inn!! i hate that noob-tuber

by slaatman September 12, 2011

Tandoor inn

Tandoor inn is a restaurant which is located in South India , Udupi district , Karnataka. This restaurant serves the delicious food . The main concept of this restaurant is Tandoor which is lip smacking . This is not only restaurant it is a resto Cafe!

Tandoor inn Resto Cafe India

by November 25, 2021

Liam Innes

A Liam innes is a furry little animal derived from the most stupidest strain of monkeys others wise known as a ragamuffin, a Liam Innes is not at all a ladies man and is in fact quite the opposite, whenever it sees a Brora/Courtney M it gets a boner and goes off to the locker rooms to try to get a schooling from peers in the locker room but always fails as all it ever does is listen, I am not saying it is gay but I’m having second thought with it’s antics . A Liam Innes is a house mouse for a fact, it would rather finger its bum hole and sniff it all day than come out about Helmsdale to have a laugh and a kick about with the real men,

EXAMPLE 1

Grant - ‘Liam I’ll suck your cock if you want’

Liam Incest - ‘aye *sniff* that’s great craic mate

*sniffs like Robbie urquhart*’

EXAMPLE 2

Person 1 - ‘Liam where u going’

Liam Innes - ‘Locker rooms *sniff*’

Person 2 - ‘probably off to fuckin listen again’

Liam Innes - ‘u wantin to go like? *sniffs*’

Person 3 - ‘liam fuck off you couldnt hurt a fly’

by TheShitStirrer February 14, 2020

Green Roof Inn

The Flagler County (Florida) jail.

The county sheriff said that the thief got a free ride to the Green Roof Inn in the backseat of a patrol car.

by April 11, 2023