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in a state of absolute sexual orientation leading to wanking at least 3/4 times a day.
I think my mate is a bit urquhart right now
Closet gay who strokes men off at conferences
An Urquhart gay postdoc from Nottingham, UK
Dear 'People Who Have Already Written A Definition For Urquhart'
Urquhart does NOT have anything to do with:
a) Jerking Off
b) Describing Something in a Negative Way
or
c) Touching Someone Inappropriately
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Urquhart is actually a Scottish surname, given to those of Scottish heritage - given that they or their ancestors are/were part of the Urquhart Clan. Urquhart is also the name of a castle in Scotland, named Urquhart Castle, located by the Loch Ness.
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Someone in the Urquhart Clan, who you have offended severely. Xoxo
Urquhart: a clan, or a castle.
To jizz and laugh at the same time into someone's sock or socks that they are actually wearing.
John just totally urquharted in my new adidas socks when i was sleeping
Adjective. Used to describe the telling of a terrible story. One that does not need telling and does not improve the general conversation being had.
Opening statement: "I once phoned a man in my work that was called Urquhart. He was amazed that I pronounced his name correctly"
Reply from the rest of the group involved in the conversation: "Urquhart!"
To urquhart - To sexually violate someone
Roger got Urquharted in the club last night