A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a guy is getting his fart-box tongue punched while getting an old fashioned simultaneously.
I heard Jenny likes to put mustard on her rusty trombone when she plays it.
rust·y
/ˈrəstē/ adjective
1. (of a metal object) affected by rust.
trom·bone
/trämˈbōn/
noun
a large brass wind instrument with straight tubing in three sections, ending in a bell over the player's left shoulder, different fundamental notes being made using a forward-pointing extendable slide.
What your dick looks like after having anal sex. The slide part allbrown and rusted looking.
"When i pulled it out of her butt it was all dirty," I said. Laughing my friend said "she gave you the Rusty Trombone."
Get rimmed whilst receiving a hearty reach-around, thus resembling a trombone playing in a full chorus.
I can't think of a sentence for rusty trombone
When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.
I really didn’t mean to blow that chocolate rusty trombone last night, left a bitter taste.
The act of a trombone being blown by a rusty man
AKA a nigga playing the saxo
Wow, that reverse rusty trombone is the new John Coltrane