A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you drop a turd in a porta potty and the blue liquid splashes up on your butthole.
Don’t worry, I’m clean down there. I hit the blue bidet at work today.
When you take a dump in a port o let and the splash of blue water shoots up your butt before your sphincter can close.
My ass is still stained blue from the Wakulla bidet I got at the Wakulla County fair.
When you are defecating and the rat in your toilet splashes your anus, cleaning it of fecal matter.
I had taco bell last night and my hood bidet was hard at work.
When you fill your mouth with water and spray someone's butthole
Amelia had some poo on her butthole so I gave her a mouth bidet
The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while taking a dump (a blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean your bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
When a male individual takes a shit without toilet paper and uses his penis to fire hose the shit from between his cheeks with his own piss.
"That porto-john didn't have any TP so I had to clean my ass with the old amish bidet."
When releasing a very solid poop causes a splash of toilet water to blow back onto your ass. Thus negating the need to wipe.
I really let one go today and my poop gave me an auto-bidet.