A fork of Rural Dictionary
Chris is a very hot guy (sexy man). Chris always thinks people are intimidated by his toxic masculinity and BIG DICK. He also can be described as staring at girls tits in a LED hot tub at 11pm. Personally, this mans had a staring contest with my cooch while i was just minding my own business, then proceeded to ask me if the curtain matches the drapes. he reminds me of the shooting pain you sometimes get in your left tit. speaking of tit don’t be suprised if chris asks u to pop one. watch out for chris…
Kelly: Omg Chris was just staring at my tits!!
Sara: He was staring at my cooch too in the hot tub!!
Kelly: He asked me to pop a tit
A Scottish Canadian host of a season of the Total Drama series. Although they are popular television personalities, a Chris is egomaniacal to a fault, often foregoing or willingly going against contestants' happiness and well-being if it means getting more viewers. This makes them universally hated by contestants, with their hatred of them being the only thing they can all agree on. While a Chris prefers to remain out of the challenges and act more impartially at the beginning of the series, they increasingly becomes more involved to the point of criminal activity. Their narcissism causes them to do more things focusing on them.
A typical saying from a Chris:
“We told them they'd all be staying at a 5 star resort, so if they seem a little T.O.ed, that's probably why.”
Your local soviet general, is a nice and kind but can legit kill anything with his kgb training. Chris uses propaganda for communism and probably caused chernobyl. Otherwise he is a good person and carries a bayonet knife around
Chris wait, who?
The Russian one, the kid that knows the soviet national anthem by heart
Oh him ah OK
Citsatnaf. Basically the opposite of fantastic, this word can describe Chris
Don't be a Chris. Buy my mixtape.
Chris is not a good person and will probably break your heart over text. People with this name or Christopher suck. And play minecraft an excessive amount. He breaks hearts to get with other girls that he has been with with names like Raven.