A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Adj. immoral and irretrievably depraved
2. Noun. Fauci
3. Noun. A beagle killer
That ol’ beagle killer just raped a nun
He is the beagle man.
The beagle man sat on the porch reading the urban dictionary.
When you sniff a beagles arse and the sensation instantly makes you blow your load
I just beagle sniffed my friends dog
When someone grabs somthing hard to catch and like totaly nailed it.
(Person#1)Dude, look the balls comin right for you, only a baller could catch that!
(catch)
(Person#2) "ohhh SNAGGLE BEAGLE!!"
A breed of dog that doesn’t exist but sounds like it does, can be used to mess with dog snobs.
Lucas: I have a Mediterranean Beagle
Dava: What’s that?
Lucas: Search it up
Dava: Fuck you
Usually found in the Mid-west, a renouned breed of dog that resides 100% of it's life in a "Ginger"'s closet. The Closet Beagle and the Ginger usually bond for life, creating an inner world of fantasy and illusions. The most notable Closet Beagle was "Bagel", owned by a Ginger in Kansas, Bagel became the mascot of mid-west started "Kult", a transendental meditaion group whos core value set revolves around the Duality of Man.
You know, Ben certainly is a Closet Beagle, always alone and only associates with Gingers.
The pattern of chafing due to your testicles rubbing against your leg
I work a 9 hour shift only to earn a set of beagle ears