A fork of Rural Dictionary
A woman who has devoted her life to her religion. Found in Catholicism, Buddhism, and I think Islam.
My Aunt is a catholic nun in Colombia, South America, so don't diss nuns. They are cool, and sell good cookies
A female catholic clergy, named after her form of sex life.
When the priest was ordained, he asked the bishop, "What kind of woman can I have sex with?" The Bishop said, "None". But, when the priest actually had sex with a nun, the bishop excommunicated him!
Magical women with the power of flight who majored in Art History in college and enjoy discussing/displaying bawdy and ribald paintings.
That flying nun sure does love Baroque art.
Woman shaped like a plate of jelly, shes sweeps across the ground without a sound. Many believe they have no legs, and are simply moving my electromagnetic forces. Also great targets for mooning.
(Kiss my ass, Nun-the-Wiser!)> :D( * )
an annoying constantly complaining person who can get quite clingy and obsessive to people who have fluffy hair.
a cunning, crafty and vicious religious person who wears a black habit. They're known to be tough and strict watch out they were infamous for their deckin; though they aren't racist.
Sister Josephine decked my friend, landing him in the coat closet man she had a right arm. But what scared us most of all was when she would talk, man that nun was vicious!