Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Chili Cheese Corn Dog

after a girl eats a corn dog she gives you road head. when you go over a bumb you gag her and she throws up on ur dick. then you make her eat the barf of your dick, aka a chili cheese corn dog.

after we had had corn dogs at the fair, on our way home my girlfriend also had a chili cheese corn dog.

by vncbrtrm August 19, 2008

San Francisco Corn Dog

A sexual act in which a male covers his penis in feces; he then proceeds to put it in the oven to warm it. Finally, after squeezing mustard on the warm feces covered member, a woman takes the cock in her mouth until ejaculation.

Dude, Shelley was so hungry until I gave her a big San Francisco Corn Dog

by Chuck Central June 15, 2011

Hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.

You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

by Patricia Bosworth September 04, 2009

Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.

Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

by Corndogprositute May 03, 2018

Corn Dogging

The act in witch you coat your penis in breading and deep fry it for your partners enjoyment

I have a fetish of corn dogging my penis.

by torturedworm June 02, 2020

Corn Dogging

When a person shoves a chopstick up another persons butt. Then the other person takes a dump, pushing the poo onto the chopstick. (resembling a corndog) The poop is then rolled in flour and put into a deep fryer. Once done its left to cool off for exactly 5 minutes. Then the "corndog" is inserted back into the persons anus.

Last night I gave my buddy a corn dogging.

Last-night's corn dogging session was grade-a superb!

by Mr. Corndog July 07, 2023

Corn dogging

When you stick a chop stick in your penis hole and the penis shaft is used as the hot dog and the foreskin is the breading and then a girl bites on to your penis.

Sara: said can I eat your corn dog

David: said yes let me get it nice and warm

David: gives her the corn dog

Sara: enjoyed the corn dogging

by Comeonnnn January 07, 2025