A fork of Rural Dictionary
On the day February 8th you get to post all the fake friends you have no offence to the people who get posted.
“Have you heard it’s national fake ass friends day today today will be great ”
If you have a best friend go kiss them on August 13 doesn’t matter if they a boy or girl
(bbf) what day is it?
(gbf) August 13
(bbf) okay well its National kiss a best friend day
lmao
On October 30, it is time for the short friends to get their revenge. Start kicking every friend you have that is taller than you!
Short friend: *kicks tall friend*
Tall friend: "What was that for?"
Short friend: "It's 'kick your tall friend day'."
National Girl Best Friend Day is December 1st. On this day you should show great appreciation towards your girl best friend. Send her flowers, a thank you paragraph, or any other gift of appreciation.
Boy best friend: Whats today?
Girl best friend: Its national girl best friend day silly!
The definition is that your latterly get to bully your smallest friend on December 11th
Bully your smallest friend day
Hey! It’s bully your shortest friend day!