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i would rather eat my own toe

A very good phrase to use when you dont want to do something

Person one: Hey will you go out with me? Person two: Ummm well to be quite honest with you i would rather eat my own toe!

by Tom Griffiths February 24, 2008

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily

I EAT BIG NATE

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily

by MemesMemes April 04, 2022

i want to eat you

She wants to suck u up

Her: hey boy, I want to eat you Him: ok baby, wait till we get home Her:😏

by Ur Dic Teacher March 09, 2024

I EAT MUD

Ducking hentai looking orangutans bitch mother fucker

I EAT MUD. YES I JUST EAT MUD

by WHO TF SAID ASKED April 09, 2021

i eat sand

if you eat sand, you are one of my emo friends who are weird, and get angry at people who call you emo

"i eat sand" "omg jonathan why r u so emo" "HOW DARE YOU STUPID SHITTY DIMBO DUMBO IDIOT I SHALL COME FOR YOU"

by SAURCE February 25, 2022

i eat your punches

A nice way of saying your weak bitch

When someone punches someone else and it doesn't hurt then u would say I eat your punches

by TheirIsNoMoreUsernames January 15, 2017

i would eat all your meals

My boyfriend texted me this after i told him to not skip meals what the hell does it mean

Ye boi: what does i would eat all your meals mean? The world: the world may never know

by JISUNGPARK March 25, 2018