A fork of Rural Dictionary
The ultimate form of being bamboozled;looking a train of thought mid conversation and trying to come up with it on the fly.
“Billy, you know I identify as an Attack helicopter right?” -“Ummmmmm...”
usualy said by a bloke when asked a question. any question as a matter of fact. it can also mean the following: no yeah err no way! totaly meh wotever go away ummm *clears thoroat*
Girl: Do you have a crush on me? Boy: ummm...
The response to a question that you know the answer to but don't want to admit, the response to a question you don't know the answer to or just a response to piss someone off.
"Can you help me reformat my hard drive?", ummm...
The sound made when something absolutely amazing happens, (cumming on a girls face, doing a perfect headshot on CSS, getting a hole-in-one in golf), to perfect this sound you must have a fairly deep voice and put all your power into it until your throat hurts!
Rob: Finally fucked that girl Alex last night, as i cummed over her tits i let out the greatest 'UMMM!' ever, i'm not gonna lie, IT WAS GOOD! Adam: Thats what i like to hear!