A fork of Rural Dictionary
Had sex, or 'got lucky'.
We were at the club last Saturday and I met this hottie; I bought her a drink, we ended up back at her place and the next thing your know, Jed's a millionare!
Someone who loves Jed Ortmeyer, the twenty-nine year old NHL hockey player. Formerly played on the New York Rangers wearing the number 41. Hails from Omaha, Nebraska.
Usually girls, see puck bunny.
A girl who thinks Jed is gorgeous and actually a good player (he's not) and defends him at all costs, is a Jed Head.
This is the way to act like the Joker. When he is confusing people during the Dark Knight. It's actually a persuasive technique called incongruity.
The action of turning an argument on it's side and confusing your opponent by throwing them off with something clever.
You just stole $20. Retort using Jed Fu - Hey what happens if you eat a frozen coke and have Chron's disease.
One who has been sired by in bredding.
That dude looks like in bred jed.
The sexiest man alive who is in one of the best bands.
1: omg who’s that!
2:that’s jed Thomas the sexiest man in the world
curling a weight thats to heavy for you, and will usually involve extreme usage of the back while curling.
guy: why is that guy doing those curls like an idiot
2nd guy: oh hes doing jed curls
guy: look at the way that guy is doing those curls, he looks like hes cheating
2nd guy: yeah hes sooo jedding those reps
guy: dont get mad, but i might have to jed the last rep its gonna be to hard to do them normally