A fork of Rural Dictionary
keaton is super gay and is another word for bent
person 1 ; hey dont you thing they looka bit keaton today
a god, our lord and savior - the leader of the keaton clan
bro look at keaton hes cool
A man-child who wears diapers and pretends he is 22 years and 7 months old.
Hey, Keaton, we all know you are 33 not 22.
My fucking name
Fuck Keaton in the ass
Annoying, short!!!!!!!!!
Keaton is annoying.
The local finneser
That kid is such a keaton
Keaton funny creative artsy smart man. Can charm any woman especially blonde hair 5.4 5.9 tall women. He also has and incredibly massive hog. Like I mean that thing is like a fire hose.
I’m so deeply in love with Keaton