A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best freind a guy can ask for hands down. He is usually rather tall and quite slim. If you know him you should feel lucky. You can even wreck his car and he will still love you.
Kid 1: Dude keaton is my best freind !
Kid 2: No way dude, your soo lucky !
a really hot guy who is always a gentlemen. A keaton is someone who usually has wavy/curly brown hair and is a crazy good surfer and kissserrrr. Someone that is like a big smart fish. Hard to catch but once you do its worth it. A fish thats too far from home =(
Kristen: Brit what happened yesterday at the lake?
Britany: I caught a keaton and i could eat that every night
a really hot guy who is always a gentlemen. A keaton is someone who usually has wavy/curly brown hair and is a crazy good surfer and kissserrrr. Someone that is like a big smart fish. Hard to catch but once you do its worth it. A fish thats too far from home =(
Kristen: Brit what happened yesterday at the lake?
Britany: I caught a keaton and i could eat that every night
a usually tall guy who is really good looking. Usually hard to get but worth it in the end. Usually has a great body
Cindy: Hey what ever happened with you and Keaton?
Mandy: We went out for awhile and it was AWSOME but then he had to go back home :(
keaton Is most completely used as a second name but in accation it can a first name. if it is a first name it means the person would above average hight and blue eyes usuall currly blond hair. if you come in contact with a keaton they will be with a dylan as the will create a life long friendship. the negative to a keaton is they are silent killers as the take girls back home and kill them. keatons are shy but easly agrivated so keep your giud up around then.
if your crazy your a keaton
adj., Of or pertaining to that which is considered excellent. Derived from the last name of the well known actor Michael Keaton (Multiplicity, Batman). See also swayze.
"I had a good time at the party last night, bro."
"Yeah, it was pretty keaton."