A fork of Rural Dictionary
It means a beautiful girl has beautiful sharts
Friend 1: what is that great smell?
Friend 2: Krista Sharted
P: Ewww who farted
S: Krista didnt fart, krista sharted
krista hot is not shes a rat who loves eaing toes
krista hot
When you are flyfucking at least 2,5 years.
Also, fucking Krista.
Y'all: "Why is this man pausing brewjob to fuck this poor fly?"
Me: "He's doing Krista, fuggedaboutit!"
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Roomate: "Why is this nice lady nekkid on my friend?"
Me: "She's doing Krista, nothing to worry about!"