A fork of Rural Dictionary
A comical and slang term meant to denote "Maronites," who are an indigenous Christian people of Mount Lebanon. The connection with the two is that the founder of the Maronite sect, Mar Maroun (Saint Maron) has a name that somewhat rhymes with the band name Maroon 5. It is a word often used within a satirical context, yet in lighthearted manner, especially among English-speaking friends.
Hey Pierre, isn't that guy a Maroon 5? Did you hear about the fight in the university? Must've been a bunch of Maroon 5's going at it again.
also referred to as “Mojo’s” or “Jo’s”, it is your destination for the typical degenerate. Shitty liquor drinks and shitters flock by the hundreds. An excellent place to get black out and sack some turdass. Hail State. Fuck Ole Miss.
bro i just bombed my final, lets go get black out at Mojo Maroon’s.
Walking around with a condom on throughout the day. Ready for any opportunity.
*gasp* “Jake are you marooning!?” “yes”
Maroon Davis- is a word to describe a very sexy man that pulls all the bitches
TOM- hay where’s jack MASON- oh he’s pulled a chick TOM- he’s such a Maroon Davis man
The act of unprotected anal sex where faecal matter is left on the penis, which is then inserted into/ slapped against an open wound on any part of the body. The wound can either be pre-existing or inflicted on your partner(s). Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead
"Hey babe, do you wanna try 'Making Maroon' tonight?"
A mediocre flag football team consisting of elderly men
Those damn Maroon Baboons were playing alright for old guys today.
The color of an aggie girls butthole after a long game of hide the weiner!
Did you see the color of my sisters butthole last night?!? It wasn’t anything like those shitty UT cheer uniforms, it resembled more of a maroon football!