A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a women gives a man a blow job while they take a dump or a piss on the toilet.
My buddy just went into the bathroom with her and got a narwhal . She is a stickler for time management.
The male counterpart of a unicorn: a man who engages sexually with a couple.
Tim and Amy finally found their narwhal, and no one has heard from them in weeks.
That guy/girl next door was claiming to be a shark, but really he/she is just a narwhal.
Look at the narwhal stab the fish in the water.
Narwhals are not whales they are they opposite of whale. They are big fluffy and awesome and can beat a polar bear in a fight . Everyone should love narwhals
Narwhals are so cool