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An awesome sea creature. contrary to popular belief, it does, in fact, exist.
Narwhals narwhals
swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
cause they are so awesome
narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
they have a kick ass facial horn
they are the jedi of the sea
they stop cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab!
Narwhals narwhals
swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
cause they are so awesome
narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
they have a kick ass facial horn
they are the jedi of the sea
they stop cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab!
A Unicorn is a common swinging term used in the community to refer to a single female interested in meeting other couples. Described as such due to the rarity of finding said females.
However, a Narwhal is the lesbian version of this. A Narwhal is an unattached female "third" happy to join an existing female couple for extracurricular activities. Narwhals are real, but rare and are the unicorn of the sea.
"My wife and I hooked up with a Narwhal last week! It was super hot."
A horned whale type creature that when you tend to tell people about it the first thing they think is 'Could you have sex with it?'
"DUDE ITS A FREAKING NARWHAL!"
"A what?"
"A horned whale."
"You ever you know...?"
"No, what?"
"Tap that?"
"Dude thats just wrong"
When a guy straps a dildo around his head and pleasures a girl with it while moaning "NAAAR".
I narwhalled her so hard last night.
The most awesome Fish in the world
Narwhals they are so awesome
like an underwater unicorn
they've got a kick-ass a facial horn
they are the Jedi of the sea