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quest rogue

(In the CTG Hearthstone)
New meta deck that was created on the arrival of the new update "The Journey to Un'Goro" That added a new level of fuckery to the game. Works by finishing the Rogue Quest, which you have to play a card with the same name 4 times. Then you are rewarded by a Sperm Cave, which turns your minions like 1/1 pigs into 5/5 fuckers for the rest of the game. After the Grave Digger and Stealth were sent to the wild, people were actually relieved that rogue would die out, but NOPE

"Rexxar!!! versus!!! Valeera!!!"
"I will hunt you down!!"
"Watch...your...back"
"Ah fuck not that quest rogue again!!"

by DavidXavier May 02, 2017

scrimply quest

An 1990-2020 video game that is a internet joke, many people in tiktok joke about it, as it being their childhood game.
It was on flash and unity, but some versions are a browser that cannot be found
scrimply quest to this timeline, does not exist anymore.

The final level was so hard man, the theme song gives me nightmares as well
The scrimply quest was so good

by beethegoober February 10, 2023

Hire Quest

A day labor employment agency that specializes in providing equal opportunities for convicts, felons, drug addicts, alcoholics, and child molesters to make a painfully small amount of money performing slave labor.

I am a convicted chomo with mad warrants and I am a lazy drunk, but I gotta make a play with this new script, good thing I pretend to be a semiskilled laborer at Hire Quest.

by OG Bobby Hill December 04, 2019

proggress quest

The incorrect way to spell Progress Quest.

Guy 1: proggress quest is so gay

Guy 2:STFU you illiterate bastard!

by Sean Zuberman December 28, 2005

Festers Quest

Festers Quest is when you shave your head bald, dress In your grandmothers coat and get a gun then start venturing into the wilderness searching for a pile of shit because that's what the game is.

"Bro, Festers Quest is the worst!"

"Honestly I wish I never got this piece of shit game"

by Ninja Master 123 June 09, 2019

tiddy quest

a quest for tiddy

“damn imma go on a tiddy quest tonight

by maddy albright November 27, 2017

Coochie Quest

Where someone participates, constantly, in activities or actions to get a females reproductive organ know as the Vagina.

Guy: Dude, you're still a virgin? You need to go on a coochie quest.

by SpareCoochie? October 09, 2018