Country Dictionary

A handjob delivered by a drunk prostitute in an alleyway with the left hand; not necessarily in Oregon.

"I had a bit of a bender last night after we hung out at the bar, ended up getting an Oregon Lefty."

Someone or something that drives people crazy (v.q. someone with a loose screw).

Don't listen to him! He obviously has his screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey, he's just gonna drive you crazy!

Someone or something that drives people crazy (v.q. someone with a loose screw)

Don’t listen to him! He obviously has his screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey, he's just gonna drive you crazy!

A gradual shift away from liberal or progressive causes, usually brought on by an election year.

The polician's leftiness became most apparent when, as camera's rolled, he started handing out bootstraps to the mostly crowd who, unforuntately, had no boots...

One of the main characters from an animated story. He likes baguettes.

Lefty-kun can make you cancer pie

Hopping around within the bases with the intent to distract and taunt a lefty with your lead

Jackie robinson's shinanigans on the base paths create a tough lefty lead

A guy who's manhood naturally sits to the left.

"Lee is a lefty"