A fork of Rural Dictionary
Thea is a cute girl, with a big heart. She will always be there for you. She has a way with guys but she dosent know it. But never give her blue soda, she will destory your house/room
person 1 : who are you brining to the party ? person 2 : Thea. Person 1 : OH SHIT!!!
Thea is the best girlfriend ever. She is smart and sexy without the complications. She gives the best cuddles ever and warmest of hugs. She brightens your day with just a smile or a little note She leaves you. She is very deserving of your attention. Shenis very caring and giving. She loves the attention but only from the right person. She makes you feel like you can not go a day without seeing her. She is trusting and honest. Did I mention she is very beautiful? She has all the right curves in all the right places. She is also a freak in the sheets and is never afraid to try new things. She gets super wet when touched in the right places and in the right way. She has the cutest and sexiest moan. She makes you hard just by hugging her or kissing her. She is conservative yet wild.
She is a Thea. There can only be one one Thea. I love my Thea.
Thea has shagged more guys than Mia Khalifa and shes probably looking for you next. Be sure to wear at least three condoms and take a penicillin shot otherwise you’re cock will fall off within 24 hours after intercourse. Her pussy is looser than the shit fags she rolls and sex with her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. So, if Thea ever asks for a cheeky fag, remember, don’t be silly, wrap your willy.
Guy 1, Dude my dick fell off in the shower this morning! Guy 2, someone didn’t wear enough condoms when he fucked Thea last night.
Thea is a very kind, loving person. She hasn't had a very long-term relationship but would be perfect for the role. She has probably had a lot of boyfriends and has probably done - well you know - by the time she is 14. She is seen as a role model for most of the girls in her class and, to be honest, she could be an actual model. She doesn't do the best at school but she puts lots of effort in. People probably call her 2-faced and that she wears too much make-up but she just puts a bit on to enhance her beauty. All the boys look at her with dreamy eyes but cover it by making jokes about it but deep down, they are in love. She has probably dyed her hair different colours, mostly natural colours but her hair is the most beautiful when it is its natural colour. She is loved by many but nobody tells her enough.
"omg, I love Thea" "Yeah, Thea is the hottest girl I know"
"did you see see that weird girl galloping around on the grass with no horse?" "yeah, that was thea"
Thea Grindholm is a gorgeous, beautiful girl! Everybody is in love with her!! Sexy gaaal😻 nobody is more perfect than Thea!!! I LOVE THEA
THEA GRINDHOLM IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON IN THE WORLD