A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ube can be used as something that is really annoying and aggravating. So annoying that people literally want to kill it or erase from the world.
Example: Hitler is the most ube person ever!
UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.
Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight? Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
uber: super; high-level; high-ranking. argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration. ub-argh pirates!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about pirates.
"ub-argh pirates!" - says a pirate
The case in which a small duck happens to float in your bathtub. Depending on whether or not this said duck is made of rubber or flesh and duck organs and etc., there is no threat of danger.
GeneralPerson #1: "Did I tell you? There was an Ub Dub this morning!" GeneralPerson #2: "Same thing happened yesterday!"
A 30cm steele rod used to defend yourself with.
Adam: Mate, why the hell do you have a solid steele rod in your car. Nick: It's my UB Stick. adam: UB Stick? Nick: Yeah, U B dead when i hit you with it! . . . . . . . Luka: Mannn..... i gotta head to Singleton, N.S.W. Josh: Better Grab ya UB Stick.. Never know what whack jobs gonna be attempting a wigga's drive by. All the Young F@*ktards live there now.
When you think of a cool ass word
Hey bro - you should put that on UB DIC
Venerial disease originating for Scotland. Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge. Highly infectious.
Doctor, I fear I have contracted the insidious Scottish VD-UB.